I mean, I was a sixteen-year-old guy with a box! How could I be a guy when I had a twat? I mean, what was I? Where was my "dick"?
12 Things I've Learned In The First Year With My Vagina
The Man Who Woke Up One Morning With A Vagina In His Forehead | Thought Catalog
It was a summer morning like any other—except for the fact that when he looked in the bathroom mirror while splashing cold water on his face, Gregg Sandstone did not expect to see an adult human vagina occupying the center of his forehead. Gregg—who over the years had allowed his appearance to implode into the soft lumpiness of middle age—rubbed his eyes, squinted, and looked again. There was no mistaking it—there was an honest-to-goodness female sex organ smack-dab in the middle of his forehead. He reached into the medicine cabinet, frantically tapped out three Xanax from a small clear-amber pill bottle, and swallowed them without water. He jumped into the shower, taking extra pains to softly soap his new vagina while he shampooed.
Help! I woke up with a very itchy vagina?
Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction that occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member, which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement. He guesses there must be thousands of dollars in it. He approaches the bartender and asks. You have to remove the tooth with your bare hands.
By proceeding, I accept the Terms and Conditions. I have yellow discharge gushing out of me all day it makes me have to change my entire bottom half cause it soaks through clothes and pants This morning before I got out of bed, a watery substance gushed out of my vagina and soaked my sheets and me.